
Ridley Scott on the set of Alien (1979)
I’ve told this story before, but it seems about time to tell it again.
during bath time when I was like two and three my dad would get a wet washcloth and wring it out so it was just kind of damp and then he would throw it in my face and yell: ALIEN IN THE FACE.
true story.

hfgl:
Liz’s “Criss Point” System on 30 Rock.
Referring to me as Khaleesi
Liz will wear silk undertrunks
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(as suggested by Irideae)
I don’t even want to make a joke like ‘he was in Inception - he could be in my wet dream within a wet dream within a wet dream’ - I just want to take it slowly - I want to take him on fucking dates, and take him to meet the shit out of my parents, and hold his face in my hands when I kiss him, and then spoon the shit out of him without even trying to grab his fucking penis - because I fucking respect him.








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