they're in my skin and my bones.
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oldfilmsflicker:

ridleyscotts:

Ridley Scott on the set of Alien (1979)

I’ve told this story before, but it seems about time to tell it again.
during bath time when I was like two and three my dad would get a wet washcloth and wring it out so it was just kind of damp and then he would throw it in my face and yell: ALIEN IN THE FACE.
true story.

oldfilmsflicker:

ridleyscotts:

Ridley Scott on the set of Alien (1979)

I’ve told this story before, but it seems about time to tell it again.

during bath time when I was like two and three my dad would get a wet washcloth and wring it out so it was just kind of damp and then he would throw it in my face and yell: ALIEN IN THE FACE.

true story.

40daydreams:

story of my life

40daydreams:

story of my life

Tobias had attempted an entrance he hoped would enchant his daughter.

Courtney hidin’ from da police in a giant tire tonight ~*~

Courtney hidin’ from da police in a giant tire tonight ~*~


“he was the James Dean of the 90s!!!” - drunk Chelsea

^

“he was the James Dean of the 90s!!!” - drunk Chelsea

^

suicideblonde:

hfgl:

thatawkwardgayguy:

Liz’s “Criss Point” System on 30 Rock.
Referring to me as Khaleesi
Liz will wear silk undertrunks

suicideblonde:

hfgl:

thatawkwardgayguy:

Liz’s “Criss Point” System on 30 Rock.

Referring to me as Khaleesi

Liz will wear silk undertrunks

darkhairedbeardedmen:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(as suggested by Irideae)
I don’t even want to make a joke like ‘he was in Inception - he could be in my wet dream within a wet dream within a wet dream’ - I just want to take it slowly - I want to take him on fucking dates, and take him to meet the shit out of my parents, and hold his face in my hands when I kiss him, and then spoon the shit out of him without even trying to grab his fucking penis - because I fucking respect him.

darkhairedbeardedmen:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

(as suggested by Irideae)

I don’t even want to make a joke like ‘he was in Inception - he could be in my wet dream within a wet dream within a wet dream’ - I just want to take it slowly - I want to take him on fucking dates, and take him to meet the shit out of my parents, and hold his face in my hands when I kiss him, and then spoon the shit out of him without even trying to grab his fucking penis - because I fucking respect him.

tastefullyoffensive:

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i feel like this is the entire show summed up in one picture

#PERFECT #LITERALLY WHAT THE WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT

i feel like this is the entire show summed up in one picture

#PERFECT #LITERALLY WHAT THE WHOLE SHOW IS ABOUT