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We just watched the Return of the King.
Only to realize that it had turned into midnight and still have homework to do.
WE STARTED SO LONG AGO.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
fuckin’ a ‘Lord of the Rings’.
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thefashionasylum replied to your post: thefashionasylum replied to your post: I’m…
just thought i would say hi because cleeeaarlyy you were thinking about me.
Ahahahaha of course I was! It’s creeping into the middle of the night so my first thought is obviously “What could Joline be doing right now?” ;3 lol
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thefashionasylum replied to your post: I’m currently catching up on all ‘The Talking Dead’ episodes
hi :3
o hay :>
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I'm currently catching up on all 'The Talking...
that I never saw because I am an idiot.
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octopussoir-:
if you have a Mac press control+option+command+8
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mall-epocket:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The ‘Charlie Brown’ moments in Arrested Development are possibly my favorite thing ever.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I hate this tired, post cry feeling.
everything is slow and exhausting.